After countless skirmishes, and a recent crushing battle with the enemy (aka, The Honda HR Series Lawn Mower) allied forces were forced to call in reinforcements (aka, the mower repair guy). Lulled by the brief cessation of hostilities, allied forces were surprised by the resumption of enemy resistance upon the return of this recalcitrant foe.
In what would prove to be a turning point in the insurgency, the enemy troop was captured and detained for 'debriefing' at Garagetanamo. Enemy cooperation was at last procured, and the field of battle is now one of gleaming victory.
Good job, honey!
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That is the single best piece of writing I've seen in a blog all week - perhaps all year!
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